February 2011
January 2011
Funny quotes from Mean Girls 2
ohbabyitsnatalie:
The feeling when you bumped into the corner of a...
fuckbitchesgetdani:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
imthebigfuckingnerd:
shinydangerheart:
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
...
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
timmmypang:
People don't look at your personality first....
withlovelisa:
davidyeeee:
rawrvickierawr:
evanchang:
(via ohh2slickk—, jaleenicole)
When someone asks me, "How's your love life?"
Girls with the same face in every picture.
awhyeaheddy:
h8lyfegomez:
pssarahwins:
lordblackwood:
somevans:
wwiao:
swasdadontloveyou:
poutylips:
nomnomselinaa:
lovefromjennifer:
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oh god..
MINDFUCK HAHAHA >:))
LOL!
Lmfao. Stalker Sarah.
lmfao
guys do it too.
this whole post ohmygod
all of this, i cant even
That awkward moment when you name a file...
well shit
You wonder why I'm insecure?
give-in-to-me:
Because there are girls out there who look gorgeous without even trying. When they wake up they look like angels. when I wake up, I look like I just got out of a war. Those photogenic girls who look good in every photo. When someone takes a photo of me, my face looks half retarded. They don’t even need to dress nicely an they’ll still look good. How they can capture your attention...
mostlyme-rissa:
ericapikachu:
fuckyeahgifs:
yourbestfriend:
typicalvirginsacrifice:
br0job-:
humpingturtles:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
dfjkl;lksa this is fucking cool.
EVERYBODY DO IT.
now thats fuckin’ cool.
oooooohhhh my god
this is AMAZING
this literally broke my computer but daaaang that was cool
the...
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
What if your parents were following you on Tumblr...
shellyiscracked:
ahah, oh shit
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I can't believe it
8 grande + the last 5 grande you already gave her.
She’s just going to keep asking for more, remember you’re not helping her, you’re helping that fat bastard.
Someone rings the doorbell:
inkyfurreal:
You’re just chillin watching tv and all of a sudden you’re like:
You just kinda sit there for a few seconds like:
Then you run to the door like:
You slowly look through the peep hole like:
And you see:
You’re like:
Because YOU KNOW he’s definitely about to be like:
After a good five minutes of:
He finally walks away like:
And you just stand there for a few...
loveslemons:
aliciaaaxkeke replied to your post: @aliciaaaxkeke- WHY YOU STILL AWAKE? AHHA jokes….
:/ i do, but i would also like to maintain my 88 in science… D:
OMG I’m studying too!!! :/ Slash I made voice memos and I’m going to listen to them later in my sleep. So hopefully my brain absorbs the information unconsciously.
I’ve always wondered if that would work… man someone...
3 tags
Why couldn't I study like this for the past few...
fucking hate myself right now.
When I wink at someone:
mariaalejandra:
Expectation:
Reality:
4 tags
Why did you even come into her life?
You’re a fat lazy ass bastard. Stop using my Aunt to survive. How low of you to do this? My aunt has heart problems, clogged arteries, but she still goes out and does whatever to try to bring home money. What the fuck do you do? The first time I met you, I knew I wouldn’t like you. My parents told me: “Oh, your aunt met someone finally” and I was actually so happy for...
HE WAS A BOY, SHE WAS A GIRL.
brocat-:
CAN I MAKE IT ANYMORE OBVIOUS? HE WAS A PUNK, SHE DID BALLET, WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? HE WANTED HER, SHED NEVER TELL, SECRETLY SHE WANTED HIM ASWELL. ALL OF HER FRIENDS STUCK UP THEIR NOSE, THEY HAD A PROBLEM WITH HIS BAGGY CLOTHES.
when you're too lazy to actually walk down the...
things that make me happy.
brocat-:
hilary duff songs
Tumblr: We're incredibly sorry for the...
-hollywoodfashion:
The annoying moment when I'm trying to study and I...
mhalwani: